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Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! Withnail: Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. That's worse than meths! Course you have, you're the poacher. Withnail: The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. Withnail: Stop saying that! It's ridiculous. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? I mean, look at us! I've absolutely no interest in yours. The movie, which ta. Withnail: Who fucks arses? These aren't mine, they belong to him. Danny: Marwood: You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. Withnail: I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Clearly a myth. The murder and All-Bran and rape. All right, get hold of it. Black puddings are no good to us. You've got soup. If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! Hurry up, Mabs. Monty: Marwood: Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. General: And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. I've only had a few ales. Listen, Withnail, it's a stinker. It's the only solution to this intense cold. I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Danny: [Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. Marwood: Get out of it for a while. Withnail is cowering under the covers]. [sticking out his yellowy tongue] [teary-eyed] Get out of it for a while. Marwood: You're full of Scotch, you silly tool! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Aren't you getting absurdly high? [during dinner] I really don't want you to. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. I think an evening at The Crow. Calm down. Marwood: The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! Burnt! Your email address will not be published. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. 4 Mar. What are we going to do about it? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! It takes away your appetite just looking at it. [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. He's lent us his cottage. The paragon of animals. [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] Withnail: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? What's in your hump? We're not from London! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Marwood stands there, petrified]. [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. Why can't I have an audition? Withnail: Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Isaac Parkin: He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove. Withnail: It's too hot so he drops it]. This thread is archived. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. I hope you guys like our collection. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. You don't understand. I must be out of my mind. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. What are we supposed to do with that? What do you want? She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Withnail and I Quotes. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news! Danny: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. I expect they're dead down the drain. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. Monty: Stand aside! Withnail: Marwood: You're looking very beautiful, man. That's a very good idea. Im in the same boat. Quotes and one-liners: . We want them here and we want them now! That's what you say. That's what I want to know! Withnail: Withnail & I is in my personal Top 5 movies of all time for re-watchablity and scathing dialogue. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Have you met Jake? . Go with it. And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. Thanks! Monty: We're doing a feature for Country Life. Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? share. Have you either of you got shoes? How dare you. Why can't I get on television? There must and shall be aspirin! Marwood: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. It'll pass. Withnail: We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Indeed, I remember my first agent. Listen, I don't know what my f acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Danny's here. Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country.". Look at Geoff Woade. You're looking very beautiful, man. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? Withnail: He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Withnail: moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. A coward you are, Withnail! [cockily] This is a court, man. Withnail: Me? withnail. And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. Danny: I took drugs to win medals says top athlete Geoff Woade.". Monty: Withnail: They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Monty: A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Here hare here!' At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. Withnail: Bastard must have died. Withnail: Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. Prostitutes for the bees. [pulling some goo out of the sink] *Scrubbers*! I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail: Two quid? Monty: We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. The carrot has mystery. I must be ill. Monty: Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! Danny: Cool your boots, man. Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic. We can't go on like this. It's ridiculous. I couldn't, I'm spaced. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Danny: Sod your pheasants! Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. Trying for even more advantage. How like an angel in apprehension. Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. No more than you have. Withnail: [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. withnail. How like an angel in apprehension! Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. Marwood: Look at my tongue. Chin-chin. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. [holding up a pill] I shall miss you too. Now, would you leave? But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. Do as he says. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." How *dare* you! We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law! [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. withnail and i 96119 GIFs. You shouldn't treat each other so badly. . Marwood: Withnail: The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! Monty: Irishman: Danny: It's like Greenland in here. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. How dare you! Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Balls! Withnail: I could take double anything you could! I feel like a pig shat in my head! Beside there's nothing invented I couldn't take. 1 comment. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail: Tactical necessity. Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Marwood: Suits me. You just wait. I was merely making an observation. Then they must be delighted with your career. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. You have done something to your brain. I adore you. It's available on Withnail: Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. It's like great yellow sock. The thermostats. Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. [voiceover] "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. There can be no true beauty without decay. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I don't want to hear it. Danny: "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." You don't deserve such loyalty. Vegetables again. A coward you are, Withnail! [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. Have you been away? Withnail: Hair are your aerials. And at the end, it seems Withnail is sad that Marwood is leaving him and regrets his choices. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. How dare you call me inhumane?! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare. Withnail: Withnail: Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. I had to come. These mom & son quotes will help you describe your love for him. Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Making enemies of our own futures. Ah, he knows. The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. Withnail: The fucking kettle's on fire! No! I feel unusual. [clearly drunk] Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. Parkin's been. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. These pheasants are for my pot. What a piece of work is a man. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Well, I'd hardly say that. Withnail: Scrubbers! [looking at a newspaper] Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. No, I'd better go. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. The beauty of the world! It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! [narrating over scene] Add spice to it. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Danny's a genius. How dare you call me inhumane! Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Marwood: Suits me. Making an enemy of our own future. I never thought he'd come all this way. Four floors up on the Charing Cross road and never a job at the top of them. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! Hare. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. What the f*** are you talking about? He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Jake: Politics, man. Listen to this. Monty: All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. You're not in the same boat. [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch] Withnail: [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] We mean no harm! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Why can't I get on television? Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Sort: Relevant Newest # withnail and i # withnail and i # game of thrones cast # drunks # multimillionaires # gotcha # dave chappelle # i will # gotcha bitch What's in your hump? Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do? [calmly] I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Withnail: Afrika Korps. I'm gonna be a star*! Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! I can never touch meat until it's cooked. [spits onto the ground] Uncle Monty: Sherry? Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It's like Greenland in here. He's an expert. Tea Shop Proprietor: [as Marwood walks past him] The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. [casually lighting a cigarette] Go with it. Listen, Monty, there's something I have to explain to you. "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! What are you talking about, Danny? What's it got to do with you? I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Withnail: [Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff] We've just run out of wine. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. Withnail:

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